Have you ever thought that you might benefit from
Electroconvulsive Shock Therapy?
This treatment was widely prescribed in the 1960's to cure a multitude of psychological ailments. It fell out of favor in the 1970's because some took the view that it was a cruel and unscientific technique.
Recent advances in pharmaceutical muscle relaxants, and a more precise method of administering electric current to specific parts of the brain have elevated this procedure to a precise medical tool.
Though doctors disagree as to the why ECT is effective, no one doubts its awesome power. A power that transcends science, and medicine. A power that is capable of reuniting an individual with societal norms and severing their ties to that other plane of existence.
Isn't it so much better for people to live grounded in the wonderful world of American humanity, instead of being bogged down by visions and voices from someplace else?
Yes. It is better.
Thanks to Electroconvulsive Shock Therapy, we can fight agents of the spiritual underworld.
Nothing can advertise the benefits of ECT better than a Puppet Show.
Outpatient treatment available.
